Thursday, March 26, 2009

are we telling jokes?


i have been teaching D the art of telling knock knock jokes, but i only know like 4. 
duane the bathtub...check
banana, banana, banana, orange...check
lettuce entertain you...check
 and my favorite, we are still working on the timing though,
 interrupting cow...
i need your knock knock jokes, its my lifes dream to be the stage mother of a mini vaudeville comedian....or a great stage actor.

7 comments:

Amanda Jo said...

and oldie but a goodie:

knock knock,
who's there
boo
boo who?
don't cry, it's only a joke

amber said...

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Tank!
Tank who?
You're welcome!

Leslie said...

knock, knock
Who's there?
Who!
Who, who?
Is there an owl in there?

Heather said...

We have been working on knock knock jokes for years. *Big sigh* To no avail.

Ms. Math said...

Look at how adorable your little boy is - oh my! Let me know when he's out touring - I want to be sure to see his show! :)

Knock, knock,
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock, knock jokes!

Ter said...

did you do a google search to see if you can come up with more jokes?

(sorry to interrupt, I came over from viva voce. :) )

Kelly said...

aw man...I came to tell you the boo ho (who) one.
It is Collin's fave.