hey mom, why did nemo's mom get ated by da mean fish? how do fish swim? how does dory swim? mom, i have goggles.mom, matthias has goggles. why does matthias have goggles?
mom, does da sun eat?
mom, why did God make da moon?why is da moon round?i like da moon.
hey mom, why is aidan a baby?how come he has a diaper?is aidan's mom katy?why is she katy?
mommy does the kitty have a bottom?why does he have a bottom?do birds have bottoms? why deres bird poop on da bench at da park?i dont want to sit dere.do you want to sit dere mom?
this is but a sampling of today's daily inquisition, sometimes he leaves me space to answer him, sometimes not. and for the record, no i dont want to sit there.